Qayamat
ki 5 nishaniyan..
1 : Memon badmashi
karega.
2 : MUHAJIR hukumat karey ga.
3 :
Pathaan ko larkia pasand ayein ge.
4 : Sindhi
mehnat karey ga..
5 : Punjabi ghairat mand ho
jaye ga.
Submitted By : Ittrit, Submitted
On : Jun 22, 2006 |
Jazz menu may kusamdeed
Mangni
kay leye aik dabye
Shaadi kay leye
do
Talak kay leye teen aur
Bewi say nijat
kay leye apna gala dabye
Submitted By : Anum, Submitted On
: Jun 21, 2006 |
No
call
No miss call
No Messages
No
visit
No contact
I am worried 4
u
Kya zoo walay phir pakar key to nahi
lay gay.
Submitted By : Ittrit, Submitted
On : Jun 21, 2006 |
when i was born shaetan said
oho..
another angel
but when u were born
shetan said oh shit..
competition
!!!
Submitted By : Ittrit,
Submitted On : Jun 20,
2006 |
Jaley
to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han,
kobra ko
naag to garden ko baagh kehte hain,
jo ap k
pas nahi usko DAMAGH kehte hain.
Submitted By : Ayaz, Submitted On
: Jun 19, 2006 |
Khuda karay tera mobile kho
jaye
Milay mujhay aur mera ho jaye
Karoon
sms larkion ko naam tera aye
Mar tujhay paray
kalayja mera thanda ho jaye
Submitted By : Tooba, Submitted On
: Jun 18, 2006 |
Quaid
foot ho gaye,
Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho
gaye,
Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi
rahay,
meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi
ha,
soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia
banay ga
Submitted By :
<<<<Asad>>>>, Submitted
On : Jun 16, 2006 |
Call, sms ya miss call karna ap k
bus ki baat nahin,
Un k liye balance chahaye
jo k ap k pass nahin.
Submitted By : Anam Shamim,
Submitted On : Jun 16,
2006 |
7
wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun
,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle
,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6.
apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka
friend .-"""-.
Submitted By : Rizwan, Submitted
On : Jun 16, 2006 |
Life without u is impossible, u r
in my breath and blood. i cant stay for
a
second without u, if u r not there i am
dead.
oye hello
i am talking about
OXYGEN
Submitted By : Rizwan,
Submitted On : Jun 16,
2006 |
It is
best to have American salary, Chinese food ,
German car and Pakistani wife.
And it worst
to have American wife, Chinese car, German food
and Pakistani salary.
Submitted By : Sheeba Hambhi &
Sanober Hambhi, Submitted On : Jun 15,
2006 |
Sardar puts his hand on his
girlfriend's thigh while driving to lahore.
Sshe
smiles and says, "You can go further".
So sardar drives to Multan.
Submitted By : Fahad, Submitted On
: Jun 13, 2006 |
Mernay
per humko janat milay na milay,
Yeh fiza yeh
hawa milay na milay,
Per sms kernay may
kunjosi na karo,
Kia pata ooper ja ker mobile
milay na milay.
Submitted By : Amna, Submitted On
: Jun 13, 2006 |
Can u think
k
"2+5=11"
kaise
aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi
maluum?
Thora aur gimag
lagao
Abhi bhi
nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise
aye
"GHALTI SE"
Submitted By : N@33m, Submitted On
: Jun 12, 2006 |
MERE
SMS MILE ?
NAHI MILE TO YE LO
SMS SMS
SMS SMS
YE LO CHOTE SMS
sms sms sms
sms
YE LO REMIX
SmS sMs SmS
sMs
STYLISH VALE BI LO
$M$ $m$ $M$
Baass
AB AP KI BARI
Submitted By : N@33m, Submitted On
: Jun 12, 2006 |
why do u think i sms u?
is it
bcz i love u?
or i miss u?
or i need
u?
no! i do dat bcoz
TIMEPASS k liye koi
bakra chahiye
Submitted By : Shamoon Dildar,
Submitted On : Jun 12,
2006 |
Girl of
1986 : Maan mei Jeans pehanoun gee.
Maan :
Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
Girl of 1986 :
Maan mein mini skirt pehanoun gee.
Maan :
Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
Submitted By : Farhad, Submitted
On : Jun 11, 2006 |
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha
tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha
gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi
nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral : Ladkiyan
badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
!!
Submitted By : Farhad,
Submitted On : Jun 11,
2006 |
is SMS
mein
kitnay taaray hai
gino to zara * *
*
* * * * *
*
* *
*
*
*
*
* * * * * * * *
* *
*
*
*
*
*
tabiyat to theek
hai ?
Din mein taaray gin rahay
ho....!
Submitted By : Amina, Submitted On
: Jun 10, 2006 |
Press down key 7 times to become
sweet
tusi v na
pehle hi itne sweet ho phir bhi press kiye ja
rahe ho
Submitted By : Rubab,
Submitted On : Jun 07,
2006 |
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
SHABASH
BETA!!!
KAL A, B, C PARHEIN
GEY...
Submitted By : Naeem
[0301-5569645], Submitted On : Jun 08,
2006 |
zindagi aik peheli
hai
?
?
?
?
?
?
abey keypad
dabana band ker duffer esa kerne se solve nahi
ho jai gi
Submitted By : Rubab,
Submitted On : Jun 07,
2006 |
Ek bar
Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja
knock karta
hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main
kaun?"
Sardar:"tu
gangubai!!!!!"
Submitted By : Abdul Kadir Kothi,
Submitted On : Jun 07,
2006 |
pesh hai pehli baar aap k mobile
mein nahata hua larka
neeche jao or
dekho
!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!
or
neechhe
bare
besharam ho aap
but aaj thand hai larka kal
nahaye ga!!!!
Submitted By : Nida, Submitted On
: Jun 04, 2006 |
In
Day
I MISS U
At Night
I MISS U
At
Home
I MISS U
At Work
I MISS U
In
Garden
I MISS U
At MOSQUES
I MISS
U
My Stolen Chappal
I really MISS
YOU
Submitted By : Gemini Faisal,
Submitted On : Jun 04,
2006 |
na kar nahi nahi yeh waqt nahi
nahi ka,
teri is nahi ne mujhe chora nahi
kahin ka.
Submitted By : Adeel,
Submitted On : Jun 04,
2006 |
mil
gaya
.
.
.
oye mil
gaya
.
.
.
oye oye mil
gaya
.
.
.
oho mil
gaya
.
.
.
oye oye oye
mil
gaya
.
.
.
ohh ho
mera sms
parhne
wala 1 or bewaqoof mil
gaya1
Submitted By : Ittrit, Submitted
On : Jun 04, 2006 |
a man on wife's birthday had no
money so he sent a chq written "100 kisses" when
he return home his wife said "thnks for chq" i
got it cashed from
bank's
manager!
Submitted By : Gemini, Submitted
On : Jun 03, 2006 |
butt
kala hoto mar do
masli chita ho to mar
do
arien fuji ho to mar do
shiekh sakhi ho
to mar do
shah koja ho to mar do
GUJER
jesa bhi ho os ko mar do
Submitted By : Amjad, Submitted On
: Jun 03, 2006 |
App ka roz Subha ko Hummaray ghar
anna.
Kabhi ghanti bajana
Kabhi darwaza
kathktana
Kabhi Payar say khana
Kabhi zoor
say chalana
Baji gee Kura laya
doo.
Submitted By : Gemini,
Submitted On : Jun 02,
2006 |
Rab Se
Dua Karta Hoon Ke Mere Dost Ko Khushiyoun Ka
Sansaar Miley,
Aur Jo Mujhey SMS Nahin Karta
Use Apni Grilfriend Say Behen Jaisa Pyar
Miley.
Submitted By : Mahender Lal,
Submitted On : Jun 01,
2006 |
main bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main bewakoof
ahista bolo
awaz yahan tak a rahe hai
hahahehehei
Submitted By : Mohsin Shah
[0345-6764475], Submitted On : May 30,
2006 |
Kash
dil key yeh tamana poori hojaey, app miss call
dein or woh recieve hojay
sab bhol kar ghanto
karein hum batein, hosh tab aaey jab balance
khatm hojaey.
Submitted By : Tahir Malik,
Submitted On : May 31,
2006 |
Life ho tu
aisi
.
.
.
.
Monday ko
Dosty
Tuesday ko Peyaar
Wednesday ko
Shadi
Thursday ko Baraat
Friday ko
Fighting
Saturday ko Talaq
Sunday ko
Rest
Monday ko Next...!
Submitted By : Mohsin Shah
[0345-6764475] Submitted On : May 30,
2006 |
This
dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog,
keep dog, an dog,
idiot dog, busy dog, for
dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read it without
the word dog.
Submitted By : Farhad, Submitted
On : May 30, 2006 |
Subha utho tu KALMA PARHO,
Pani
pio tu BISMILLAH PARHO,
Mujhe daikho tu
SUBHANALLAH PARHO,
Aaina daikho tu LAHOLWALA
PARHO.
Submitted By : Asif
Mughal, Submitted On : May 28,
2006 |
"COMMUNICATION"
THREE QUICK WAYS OF
COMMUNICATION.
1=TELEPHONE
2=TELEVISION
3=TELL
A WOMEN
WANT IT MORE QUICK, TELL HER NOT
TO TELL ANYONE.
Submitted By : Hammad Ali,
Submitted On : May 28,
2006 |
Teri jheel si aankhon mein doob
jaane ko dil chahta hai
Par phir khayal aata
hai, sala apun ko swimming kahan aata
hai
Submitted By : Lucky
Ali, Submitted On : May 28,
2006 |
Take a
Bowl
Fill it With GRAPES
Put Your
Hand In It
Go In Front Of
Mirror
You Know What You Will
Find...??
LANGOOR
Key
HATH
Mei
ANGOOR...!!!
Submitted By : Hammad Ali,
Submitted On : May 28,
2006 |
Kaisay ho ?
Mazey mein
?
Tabiyat OK ?
Dimagh OK ?
Unglee mein
dard ?
Nahin NA..
Kamal hai, Phir tou SMS
kar saktey ho..Kartey kyun nahin
?
Submitted By : Farhan
Hafeez, Submitted On : May 27,
2006 |
Free
stay
Free breakfast
Free lunch
Free
dinner
Free trust
Free security
Don't
loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say
ULLU K PATHAY .
Submitted By : Samina Anjum,
Submitted On : May 27,
2006 |
Kaisay ho ?
Mazey mein
?
Tabiyat OK ?
Dimagh OK ?
Unglee mein
dard ?
Nahin NA..
Kamal hai, Phir tou SMS
kar saktey ho..Kartey kyun nahin
?
Submitted By : Farhan
Hafeez, Submitted On : May 27,
2006 |
Koi
pathar se na mare mere deewane ko
Koi pathar
se na mare mere dewane ko
Nuclear energy ka
zamana hai bomb se ura do sale
ko.
Submitted By : Samina Anjum,
Submitted On : May 27,
2006 |
five benefit of kissing
1.
changes taste
2. burn calories
3. lips
never got dried
4. relieves stress
5.
makes face muscles strong
so keep
kissing
Submitted By : Amjad,
Submitted On : May 27,
2006 |
SOCHO
YEY SMS KIS KA HAI
SOCHO
SOCHO
Hmmmmmmm
SOCHO SICHO ZRA ZOOR LAGA
KAR SOCHO
Hmmmmmmmmmm
SOCHO
SOCHO
ABEYULLO K PHATTEY PHIR
SOCH
Hmmmmmmmmm???????????
YEY SMS
TEREY BAAP KA
HAI.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Submitted By : Ali, Submitted On
: May 26, 2006 |
yeh sulagta huwa jism,
yeh
kapkapaty huwy hont,
yeh thartarata huwa
bada,
yeh larkharate huwe
awaz,
uffff..
mujhey pehly say shak tha
kah tum charse ho.
Submitted By : Farhan Hafeez,
Submitted On : May 25,
2006 |
Bolaa
dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii
kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa
ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin
pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
Submitted By : Farhad, Submitted
On : May 25, 2006 |
Boy : Chalo Darling, jungle main
chaltey hain ....
Girl : Nahi tum tanhai mian
ghalat faida uthaoo gey ...
Boy : Nahi
DArling Allah ki kasam kuch nahi karoon ga
...
Girl : Haaaa haye, jab kuch karna he nahi
to jungle main jaanay ka
kiya
faida..
Submitted By : !!!
Cheeku !!! Chakkar Baaz !!!, Submitted On
: May 25, 2006 |
Macher
ne jo kata dil main junoon tha,
khujli hoi
itni dil besakoon tha,
pakra tu choor diya ya
soch ker ke,
sale ki rago main apna hi khun
tha.
Submitted By : M.Khalid, Submitted
On : May 25, 2006 |
Tum
accahay
changay
beautiful
pretty
farmabrdar
faraz
shanas
pious
naik
noble
Banday
ka massage parh ray hain
Submitted By : Zaman Khan,
Submitted On : May 24,
2006 |
press
down for your NEW YEAR
gift.
Dil kar
raha hai k zor se THAPPAR maron. Aaj kya NEW
YEAR hai, Nahin na tou gift kyoun
chahiye?
Submitted By : Shabeela Anjum,
Submitted On : May 24,
2006 |
i want 2 take u for a romantic
dinner
sit by candle lite
shower u wht
flowers
and say those 3 magical words
"PAY
THE BILL", MERI JAANOO
Submitted By : *****, Submitted On
: May 24, 2006 |
Humain
tu apnoun nay luta, gherooun may kahan dum
tha
Mujhay wahan phaynka jahan pani kum
tha
Submitted By : Imran, Submitted On
: May 22, 2006 |
Mian 1 sms hoon.
Jise stupid
log parte hain.
Nalayak log doosron ko
forward karte hain.
Gadhe delete karte hain
aur
Pagal store karte hain.
TUM kya karne
vale ho?????
Submitted By : Naeem
[0301-5569645], Submitted On : May 22,
2006 |
Aap
jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap
jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap
jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap
jaisa
Aap sa
Bewaqoof koi
nahin
Submitted By : Hammad Ali,
Submitted On : May 22,
2006 |
K!SS is the Key of L0V3
L0V3 is
the Lock of MARRIAGE
MARRIAGE is the Box of
CHILDREN
CHILDREN r the Problem of
PAKISTAN
So STOP K!SS!NG
&
SAVE
PAKISTAN
Submitted By : Farrukh
Ahmed, Submitted On : May 22,
2006 |
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Aur
hansoo
Sada hanste raho
Hamesha khush
raho
Khilkhilate raho
Jagmagate
raho
Mera kiya hai log tumhe hi pagal kahen
gey
Submitted By : Ashfaque Rajput,
Submitted On : May 22,
2006 |
Chota sardar : Mummy kal rati
jadun minu susu aaya te main bathroom da darwaga
kholaya te light uppuy jal gae
Mummy: oa
khotaya tu fare fridge which susu kar
dita
Submitted By : @sim,
Submitted On : May 22,
2006 |
Wife:
apnay hubby say, such such batao tum shadi say
pehlay kitne guls ke sath soay they?
Husband
: Jan tumhari kasam sirf tumharay sath baqi sab
kay sath to jagta tha.
Submitted By : @sim, Submitted On
: May 22, 2006 |
Funny Definitions
College : A
place where papa pays beta plays.
Discipline
: Word which is missing from students
dictionary.
Hostel : Modern hospital, visited
by special patients, suffering from a disease
called studies.
Pocket : That which is mostly
empty except for the first few days of the
month.
Submitted By : Rajbir,
Submitted On : May 22,
2006 |
What's
the difference between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of
you & torture is
thinking of you too much.
Submitted By : M.Haider Zaman,
Submitted On : May 18,
2006 |
I've written a poem for
you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you
should know what you are,
and once you know
what you are,
Mental hospital is not so
far.
Submitted By : M.Haider
Zaman, Submitted On : May 19,
2006 |
Q: If a
devil catches your wife, what would you
do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has
committed a mistake let him face
the
consequences.
Submitted By : M.Haider Zaman,
Submitted On : May 18,
2006 |
Santa: Darling, years ago u had a
figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I
still do, only differnece is earlier it was
300ml now it's
1.5 ltr.
Submitted By : M.Haider Zaman,
Submitted On : May 19,
2006 |
Santa:
What's difference between man &
Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under
the trouser & superman wears it over
the
trouser.
Submitted By : M.Haider Zaman,
Submitted On : May 18,
2006 |
Think big, think smart, think
positive, think beautiful, think great, I
know
this is too much for you, so here is a
shortcut... just think about ME!
Submitted By : M.Haider Zaman,
Submitted On : May 19,
2006 |
Santa
falls in luv with a nurse... After much
thinking, he finally writes a
love letter to
her: "I luv u sister."
Submitted By : M.Haider Zaman,
Submitted On : May 18,
2006 |
Unlike others your brain is a
masterpiece. In the left half, nothing
is
right and in the right half, nothing is
left.
Submitted By : M.Haider
Zaman, Submitted On : May 19,
2006 |
Kash
dil ki bat mai itna asar ho jaye "aap miss call
de" aur "wo receive ho
jaye" bat kare ke hosh
gum ho jaye aur hosh tab aye jab "balance khatam
ho jaye"
Submitted By : Falak Naz,
Submitted On : Mar 25,
2006 |
Tumhari tasveer zamaney k dar se
toilet mey laga rakhi hai,
tumhara deedar
karne k liey jolab ki goli kha rakhi
hai.
Submitted By : Farman
Qureshi, Submitted On : Mar 25,
2006 |
eyes 2
look at u, hands 2 pray for u,
mind 2
remember u, heart 2luv u,
legs 2 kick u if u
forget me.
Submitted By : Supraj, Submitted
On : Mar 25, 2006 |
love is heat
which is very
sweet
love is incomplete
till 2 lips
meet.
Submitted By :
Sharjeel, Submitted On : Mar 25,
2006 |
Gal: Do
u have any sentimental love
cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it
says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal:
Great! I want 10 of them
Submitted By : Kashif, Submitted
On : Mar 24, 2006 |
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
yarr
tujhe itnay sms kiy
pher na kehna sms nahin
karta
Submitted By : Muhammad
Usman Saani, Submitted On : Mar 24,
2006 |
My
friend the best quality i like about you is that
you are very sentimental,
10% senti and 90%
mental.
Submitted By : Hussain Agaria
O3002973442, Submitted On : Mar 24,
2006 |
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to
night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki
gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor
diya
Submitted By : Hussain
Agaria O3002973442, Submitted On : Mar 24,
2006 |
Long
Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS
And Today, The
history
continues...
Submitted By : Usman, Submitted On
: Mar 22, 2006 |
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin
behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja
hi
nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye
maine tujhe bheja!
Submitted By : Usman Mustafah,
Submitted On : Mar 22,
2006 |
When
words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart
Works, When Heart fail... To
kya? Samjh ke
tapak gaya. MAMU..!
Submitted By : Usman Mustafah,
Submitted On : Mar 22,
2006 |
Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya
aap
Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se
derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi
karte
hai..!
Submitted By : Usman
Mustafah, Submitted On : Mar 22,
2006 |
After
finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice.
He checked the eyes,
tongue & ears of his
1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole
To..Torch Theek hai!!!
Submitted By : Usman Mustafah,
Submitted On : Mar 22,
2006 |
Main nay kuty say poocha kay tum
nay bander ko dekha hay? Us nay jawab diya han
dekha hay our wohi yeh sms per raha
hay!!
Submitted By : Soni,
Submitted On : Mar 22,
2006 |
Bazu me
dam rakhta hun, Dil me gham rakhta hun, Aapki
dosti k baad logoun se
wasta kam rakhta hun,
Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath
rakhta hun!
Submitted By : Usman Mustafah,
Submitted On : Mar 22,
2006 |
We gathered in a large hall, an
angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going
to
heaven,b4 i could start writing mine, i
heard u shouting : EXTRA SHEET
PLEASE!!
Submitted By : Aini,
Submitted On : Mar 22,
2006 |
An
elephant falls in luv with an ant but ant's
parents r against their
marriage...Guess
why?? They have a solid reason "LARKAY K DAANT
BAAHIR HAIN"
Submitted By : Aini, Submitted On
: Mar 22, 2006 |
Sardar going with his sister, Some
shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan
nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him
& says" Oye, mashoka hogi tero..Meri to
behan
Submitted By : Ali,
Submitted On : Mar 20,
2006 |
Sochta
tha har mod par aap ka intezar
karenge..
par
par
par
par
par
par
par
par
par
kambhakat
sadak hi seedhi nikli
Submitted By : Danyal Hamid,
Submitted On : Mar 21,
2006 |
Kia padh rahey ho?
Bhai kia
padh rahey ho?
Pehlay kabhi message nahin
padha kia?
Submitted By : Ali, Submitted On
: Mar 20, 2006 |
Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko
english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri
do alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab
diya toh sare ka sara tum la
layna!!
Submitted By : Usman, Submitted On
: Mar 17, 2006 |
If I was an Artist, u would be my
picture.
If I was a poet, u would be my
inspiration.
If I was an author, u would be
my story.
But I am sorry I am only
a
Cartoonist....!!!
Submitted By : Abdul Rehman
Lashari, Submitted On : Mar 17,
2006 |
*~-BUMPER OFFER-~*
Send me sms &
win
10 Lac ki car ka PHOTO
29" TV
ka BOX
Dubai janay walay plane ko TATA
kernay ka moqa aur
mere saath DINNER wo
bhi aap k gher ..............
Submitted By : Sumaira, Submitted
On : Mar 16, 2006 |
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho
se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi
kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya
keh gayi
Submitted By : Hina,
Submitted On : Mar 16,
2006 |
Never
kiss a police woman coz she'll say, "stop! Hands
up" Never kiss a nurse coz she'll say, "next
please". Always kiss a Teacher coz she'll say,
"Good! now repeat it 5 time"
Submitted By : Waqas Khan,
Submitted On : Mar 15,
2006 |
Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na
tamanna hai nazaroon ki, Bas aap jaisa dost
mil
jaye
MAA CHOD DAIN GEY SAROON
KI.
Submitted By : Rauf,
Submitted On : Mar 15,
2006 |
Sincere
apology:
If u dont like any of my SMS
&
Don t like 2 read,
Or if my msgs
disturb u
Then plz don t hesitate,
Feel
free to
THROW UR MOBILE OUT
!!
Submitted By : Sajid, Submitted On
: Mar 14, 2006 |
A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar
Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera
chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho
gae
Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey
betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia
tha!!
Submitted By : Sani,
Submitted On : Mar 14,
2006 |
IN
French:
"bonjour"
IN Spanish:
"Te
quiro"
IN Italian:
"Teamo"
IN
English:
"Good morning"
IN
Punjabi:
"uth BEGHAIRTA kem te nai
jana"
Submitted By : Waseem Mughal,
Submitted On : Mar 14,
2006 |
Breaking News: Now call charges
will b charged according 2 ur brain size,
smaller
the size cheaper will b the call
rates.
Congratulation, u can make free
CALLS
Submitted By : Mohsin,
Submitted On : Mar 13,
2006 |
Jab tum
hansti ho tu lagta hai ke insaan pahle bander
tha. Dekhao ghusaa mat
karoo kyunki jab tum
ghusaa karti ho tu lagta hai ke insaan aaj bhi
bander hai!!
Submitted By : Rizwan, Submitted
On : Mar 13, 2006 |
Jab shaam k saaye dhaltay hain,
tab yaad tumhari aati hay. Her dard phool
ban
jata hay, her zakham ko neend aa jaati
hay. love u so much
Submitted By : Hajra, Submitted On
: Mar 11, 2006 |
who
says english is a simple language..?..i m not a
human..?what is the asnwer..?..YES or
NO..?
Submitted By : Tajammal Sethi,
Submitted On : Mar 11,
2006 |
A psychological study Has proved
that all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots, mentals
use their thumb to read sms. Don't change ur
finger, its too late.
Submitted By : Sani Pump,
Submitted On : Mar 11,
2006 |
sms
nechay hai
aur
nechay
aur
nechay
aur
nechay
maine kabhi socha
nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao
gay.
Submitted By : Usman, Submitted On
: Mar 11, 2006 |
Why dont sardars make love in a
moving train? Bcoz its written there
Chalti
gaadi main chadna mana
hai.
Submitted By : Chumma
Khan, Submitted On : Mar 10,
2006 |
Doctor:
Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene
me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote
vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
Submitted By : Chumma Khan,
Submitted On : Mar 10,
2006 |
One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho
tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya
gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to
tum itni kaali na hoti.
Submitted By : Chumma Khan,
Submitted On : Mar 10,
2006 |
Tum ney
jo apni zulf lahrai,
Joon phurak k thalay
aie
Submitted By : Sunny, Submitted On
: Mar 09, 2006 |
Call me its very
urgent.
Always
read the sms fully or else u'll become a
fool
Submitted By : Fathee,
Submitted On : Mar 09,
2006 |
Pehlay
hath mein pakro!
..
...
Phir thook
lagao?
..
...
Phir Seedha karo?
?
..
...
Phir andar
ghussao???
..
...
Dekha! kitna mushkil
hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)
Submitted By : Sunny, Submitted On
: Mar 07, 2006 |
Girl before marriage looks like,
Barbie doll..
After Marriage, Beautiful
doll..
After 1 year, Nice doll..
After 2
years, Only doll..
After 3 years,
Panadol........
Submitted By : Dani, Submitted On
: Mar 02, 2006 |
'"Shut
Up'''
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4
u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4
u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4
u
So again..
Shut Up......
Submitted By : Saeed Malik
[0300-6469334], Submitted On : Mar 01,
2006 |
Teacher teaching a student algebra
A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give
example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u
luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur
daughter..
Submitted By : Kashif Dogar,
Submitted On : Feb 28,
2006 |
Kash
kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,thora
sharmaen,thora itraen, thora
muskaraen,thora
ghabraen aur phir zor se chilaen"TEEN DABAY
WALAY"
Submitted By : Anbarina, Submitted
On : Feb 28, 2006 |
if u sav dis
message, it means
i m
CUTE
if u edit dis, i m
still
CUTE
if u fwd dis ,
ur
spreadin dat i am
CUTE
if u
erase dis,ur
jealoues of me coz i
am
CUTE
Submitted By : Nadi, Submitted On
: Feb 28, 2006 |
Jazz
menu main kuhsamdid miss k liye 1 dabaen kiss k
liae 2 dabae lips to lips k
liae 3 dabaae or
systam se ekraj hone k liae apna jala
dabae
Submitted By : Sami, Submitted On
: Feb 27, 2006 |
itni choti nahi dosti apni kaisay
sooch lia k kinara agia
loo ho gai mobile
mein roshni lo sms hamara agia
Submitted By : Hashaam
Sadiq, Submitted On : Feb 26,
2006 |
Pehlay
kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir dono
tangein uper kar
k....thora saa neechay ho
ker dheikho...ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too
uska
pamper change
kerdo......
Submitted By : Dua, Submitted On
: Feb 24, 2006 |
mai tuhadi foto
kichaan!
.
.
ready?
.
.
es-tady....
.
.
o
hans naa
yaar........?
.
.
krach........................!!!!!!!!!!!!
.
.
developing.............................
?
?
wah
wah wah.
.
.
,****,
( @ @
)
"(---)"
hy mai mar javan,
kinnay
sohnay drowny ho tussi.
Submitted By : Haroon Khan,
Submitted On : Feb 24,
2006 |
Q:
which boy has the permission to get in to a
girls bath room?
Ans.: life
boy.
Submitted By : S.Naila Jaffri,
Submitted On : Feb 22,
2006 |
khaaboon main aaey gaey sms ki
terhann,
dil main bas jaey ringtones ki
terhann,
mera pyar khabhi kam na hoo ga
balance ki terhann,
bas tum busy na rehna
network ki terhann.
Submitted By : Farman Ribaid,
Submitted On : Feb 22,
2006 |
It's
not the fault of the student if he/she fails,
Because the year has ONLY 365
days. Typical
academic year for a student. 1.
Sundays-52,Sundays in a year,
which are rest
days. Balance 313 days. 2. Summer holidays-50
where weather is
very hot and difficult to
study. Balance 263 days. 3. 8 hours daily
sleep-means
122 days. Balance 141 days. 4. 1
hour for daily playing-(good for health)
means
15 days. Balance 126 days. 5. Two hours
daily for food & other
delicacies
(chewproperly & eat)-means
30days. Balance 96 days. 6. 1 hour for talking
(man
is a social animal)-means 15 days .
Balance 81 days. 7. Exam days per year
at
least 35 days. Balance 46 days. 8.
Quarterly, Half yearly and
festival
holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance
3
days. 10. Movies and fun
Submitted By : Shahid Jamil,
Submitted On : Feb 21,
2006 |
Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae
dost!!
Gham na karna
Aansu bhi na
bahana
Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party
karenge
Submitted By : Usman
Khan, Submitted On : Feb 21,
2006 |
Dil 20
13 80 20
teray
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
confused???
read
in punjabi
Submitted By : Usman Khan,
Submitted On : Feb 20,
2006 |
quaidabad,
.
malir,
.
kalaboard,
.
airport,
.
colony
gate,
.
natha khan
,
aur
aur
aur
agar time milay tou
kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kardena
say.
Submitted By : Rao
Farhan, Submitted On : Feb 19,
2006 |
Dost ne
Dil ka haal batana chour diya
Hum ne bhi
gehraee main jana chour diya
aap ne sms kerna
kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerana
chour diya
Submitted By : Ruqia, Submitted On
: Jan 31, 2006 |
Two Snakes Siting In th3 juNgle ,
feMale Snake Tried to Kiss the Male Snake
,
Suddenly Male Snake turned n Started
Singing ** Zaher hai ke pyaar hai
Tera
Chumma**
Submitted By : Unaib, Submitted On
: Jan 30, 2006 |
Kis kis
ki mahfil main kis kis na kis kis ko kiss kya,ek
tum thi jisnay her kiss
ko mis kya,ek main
tha jis na her miss ko kiss kya.
Submitted By : Zeeshan, Submitted
On : Jan 29, 2006 |
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte
hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte
hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK
ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte
hain....
Submitted By : Ather
Ayub, Submitted On : Jan 29,
2006 |
Janam
tumhari yaad me hamen loose motions lag
gae,
hain to ye aansoo,per lagta he raasta
bhatak gae!!!!!
Submitted By : Umar fq, Submitted
On : Jan 29, 2006 |
kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay
hain
.
.
kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay
hain
.
.
.
Aur kuch loag to Poori
Poori raat kartay
hain........
.
.
.
.
.
abbay
aapna mobile charge.........
Submitted By : Hassan, Submitted
On : Jan 27, 2006 |
God
created the universe, then he took some rest, he
created the man the again he took some rest then
he created woman, till that day the God and the
man
have never taken rest.
Submitted By : Aamir Ansari,
Submitted On : Jan 27,
2006 |
Abhay khajoor, zoo se bhagi hoi
langor, sare howe kale ke chilke, oye
chose
howe amm, circus ke retired
bandar....
.
.
.
.
Aisa Kisi ko
mat bolna Feel hota hai
Submitted By : Fakhar Abid,
Submitted On : Jan 26,
2006 |
Mainay
poocha chand se kahin dekha hay meray yar sa
haseen
To chand nay kaha
Saley itni opper
say dikhta hay kya
Submitted By : Jahanzaib,
Submitted On : Jan 26,
2006 |
I have something For u But close
Ur Eye$.!! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Get Ready.....
ohh
hooo. U did not close Ur Eye$ so nothing
for U (;-)=<
Submitted By : Angilina, Submitted
On : Jan 24, 2006 |
Gari
ruki.
khirki khuli.
nazro sa nazra
mili.
our app na kaha,
Allah ka naam pa
aik rupia da da baba
Submitted By : Soha, Submitted On
: Jan 24, 2006 |
Great people talk about ideas,
average people talk about things, small
people
talk about others & legends never
talk, they send SMS.
Submitted By : Ather Ayub,
Submitted On : Jan 22,
2006 |
Sun
wouldn't
\ | /
-( ", )-
/ | \
Be
HotSea Wouldn't
-__-__-__
-- -- --
--
__-__-__
Be BlueI Wouldn'tBe
Happy
()"()
( ,'o') without
(")(")
some1 like you
Submitted By : Mahroo, Submitted
On : Jan 22, 2006 |
SmS
Ayenge
aaise
Jaise
aata
hai
TUFAAN
Thodi daer
k liye
aGaR ThaM jayun
TO
samajna
BusY Hu
MerI
JaaN
Submitted By : Mahroo, Submitted
On : Jan 22, 2006 |
Hugli
Hugli
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly
Busssssssssssssss!!
Hans
mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune
parh
liya.....
Ab
tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....????
Submitted By : Mahroo, Submitted
On : Jan 22, 2006 |
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte
hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne
ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai
se darte hain.
Submitted By : Ather Ayub,
Submitted On : Jan 22,
2006 |
Umeedo
ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara
beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi,
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh
gayi
Submitted By : Ather Ayub,
Submitted On : Jan 22,
2006 |
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya, to night
ko sleeping chor diya, tere face ki
gentle
beauty ne, mere kind heart ko phor
diya..
Submitted By : Ather
Ayub, Submitted On : Jan 22,
2006 |
Karan
Johar producing a new film and searching for new
talent. I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da
movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO" he he he he
pehan
Submitted By : Sab Bata Doon,
Submitted On : Jan 21,
2006 |
U & I are friend, when u cry,
I cry.
When u laugh, I laugh.
When u hurt
me, I hurt.
When u jump off a bridge I m sure
going to miss u! ;)
Submitted By : Mahroo, Submitted
On : Jan 21, 2006 |
1980s:
Friends remember U during good times n forget u
during bad times
2006: Friends remember U
when SMS is free n forget u when its 1
Rupee...
Submitted By : Robin Bhargava 007,
Submitted On : Jan 19,
2006 |
Main...main
kutta
kameena
manhoos
janam
jala
nalaik
bekaar
phuwer
kahil
bagerat
besharm
jahil
gawar
gadha
Banday
ko msg kyo karaha hoon
Submitted By : Ufaiz Khan,
Submitted On : Jan 19,
2006 |
Jis
tarah to hotel main bartan majta ha,
pore
pore raat sirf miss call marta ha
jab tara
balance khatam hojata ha,,
balance kay liye
road pay nanga nachta ha.
Shame on
you
Submitted By : Ufaiz Khan,
Submitted On : Jan 19,
2006 |
Teri taswer dekh kar main rota
hoon ,
Ban kay rah gaya main ek samjota
hoon
To kahan kala kawwa thera or mujay
dekh
Ek masoom sa khubsoorat pyara sa tota
hoon.
Submitted By : Ufaiz
Khan, Submitted On : Jan 19,
2006 |
Ik
Ladki thi dewani si mobile lay kay phirti
thee..Jab bhee milti thee mujh say mujh say
poocha kartee thee yeh on kaise hota hai yeh on
kaise hota hai..
Submitted By : Mustafa Kamal,
Submitted On : Jan 18,
2006 |
KARAY
JAOOO...
.
.
.
.KARAY
JAOOOOOOOO....
.
.
.
karay
jaoo.
.
.
.
karay
jaoo.
.
.
.
baysharmoon ke tarah sms
receive kartay jaoo
khud kabhi
na
karna.....lolz
Submitted By : Bushra, Submitted
On : Jan 17, 2006 |
What is
a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear, a
car is too dear and a
monkey is U dear.
Submitted By : Ali Chan, Submitted
On : Jan 14, 2006 |
G chah raha hai k aj... tumhain
akelay lay ja kar... apnay honton say...
ek
kis... kiss... kissa sunaun billi aur
chuhay ka...
Submitted By : Bijli, Submitted On
: Jan 14, 2006 |
Mon to
Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have
never changed. For me,
you've always been a headache !
Submitted By : Ali Chan, Submitted
On : Jan 11, 2006 |
BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun
MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade
Ka
ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar
ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya
ja
saka.........!!!!!
Submitted By : Fayaz Sheikh,
Submitted On : Jan 10,
2006 |
Main
jab us ki gali se guzra muje wo pal bhi yad tha,
us ne muje phool mara gamla bhi sath
tha.
Submitted By : Adnan Karim,
Submitted On : Jan 10,
2006 |
Roses are red, voilets are
blue,
donkeys like u, are kept in
zoo.
Submitted By : Affan,
Submitted On : Jan 10,
2006 |
Tea or
larki mein kiya cheez common hai.
1.dono gram
honi chaye.
2.dhod zada hona
chahiye.
3.raat ko sooney na
dey.
Submitted By : Adnan Karim,
Submitted On : Jan 09,
2006 |
I want to kiss ur lips
I want
to smell ur breath
I want to touch ur
tunk
I want to touch ur teeth
But u dun
worry
I m ur friend
dentonic!!
Submitted By : Kashish Khan,
Submitted On : Jan08,
2006 |
Our
friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf
i lauf .. U jump out of the
window ..I look
down & then... i lauf
again!!!
Submitted By : Snayha Khan,
Submitted On : Jan 03,
2006 |
Dark were those days, without your
sight. When I was in darkness, you gave
me
light. You gave me strength 2 make life
bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS
TUBELIGHT
!
Submitted By : Ather Ayub,
Submitted On : Dec 24,
2005 |
A - U'r
Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r
Dear 2 me E - U'r
Excellent F - U'r Funny G -
U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K
-
Kidding
Submitted By : Ather Ayub,
Submitted On : Dec 24,
2005 |
The animals of a jungle have
decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come,
the
tiger has come, the elephant has come,
the monkey has come.. But The meeting
hasn't
started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy
reading this SMS !
Submitted By : Ather Ayub,
Submitted On : Dec 24,
2005 |
Mene
jis se pyar kia uska naam alla -rakhi hai,wo
meri alla-rakhi hai mai uska
allah-rakha
hon,ye kia rakha .....rakhi ki rut laga
rakhi...tumhari alla-rakhi ne
kisi or se bana
rakhi hai
Submitted By : Sweeby, Submitted
On : Dec 24, 2005 |
Aik bandar apni ammi k pass gaya
aur kaha ammi main itna budsoorat kion hon
Us
ki ammi nay kaha tum to kuch bhi nahi
ho......
Usay dekho jo ye sms parh raha
hay.......
Submitted By : Rainbow 146,
Submitted On : Dec 23,
2005 |
Kash
tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daagh
hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke
daagh hote,
chand to tum ho hi,
sitare bhi
saath hote!!
Submitted By : Ather Ayub,
Submitted On : Dec 22,
2005 |
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to
waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss
baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye
kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai
tum nahi ho!!!
Submitted By : Ather Ayub,
Submitted On : Dec 22,
2005 |
Romance
Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman =
romance
Smart man + dumb woman =
affair
Dumb man + smart woman =
marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman =
pregnancy
Submitted By : Ather Ayub,
Submitted On : Dec 22,
2005 |
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main
mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be
sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar
ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha
!
Submitted By : Ather Ayub,
Submitted On : Dec 22,
2005 |
Ha ha
ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho
oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he
he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH
NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha
ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....
Submitted By : Ather Ayub,
Submitted On : Dec 22,
2005 |
Kya bindaas hawa chal reli
hai,
birds gana ga relay hain,cow log grass
eat
reli hai, shane log sms kar rele
hain
aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele
hain!!
Submitted By : Ather Ayub,
Submitted On : Dec 22,
2005 |
Zindagi
mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti
hain....
PAISA..... MAUT.....
Aur.....
Aur..... Aur.....
Mera SMS !
Submitted By : Ather Ayub,
Submitted On : Dec 22,
2005 |
Tumhay daikh kar aisa lagta hai k
insan pehlay bandar tha. OHO! ghusa mat
ho
warna aisa lagta k insaan ab bhi bandar
hai
Submitted By : Ather Ayub,
Submitted On : Dec 22,
2005 |
Bandar
Apni maan say:- Maa main itna badsoorat kyoun
hoon!!
Maan:- Beta aisa nahin kahtay usay bhi
dekho jo yeah sms parh raha hai aur allah
ka
shukar ada karo!!
Submitted By : Ather Ayub,
Submitted On : Dec 22,
2005 |
Tumhay daikh kar aisa lagta hai k
insan pehlay bandar tha. OHO! ghusa mat
ho
warna aisa lagta k insaan ab bhi bandar
hai
Submitted By : Ather Ayub,
Submitted On : Dec 22,
2005 |
Pehle
Uthao, Phir sedha karo, Phir thook malo, Phir
moun may lo, Phir Seedha kar kay
ghusaoo..Haye..Kitna mushkil hay soi may dhaga
dalna.
Submitted By : Ather Ayub,
Submitted On : Dec 22,
2005 |
U got style, u got sex-appeal, u
got the intelligence and u sure got the
body.
Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
Submitted By : Ali Butt, Submitted
On : Dec 22, 2005 |
Promise
me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I
am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are
Tanki I am Tarzan you are
Monkey.
Submitted By : Najeeb Shah,
Submitted On : Dec 20,
2005 |
Chand mama so gaye,
Suraj
Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole
to Good Morning
Submitted By : Najeeb Shah,
Submitted On : Dec 20,
2005 |
7
wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun
,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle
,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6.
apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka
friend .-"""-.
Submitted By : Najeeb Shah,
Submitted On : Dec 20,
2005 |
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse
strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun:
HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost
kaun:
HUM TUM
Submitted By : Najeeb Shah,
Submitted On : Dec 20,
2005 |
Mere
Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune
kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak
bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha -
DHISHKYOUN!
Submitted By : Najeeb Shah,
Submitted On : Dec 20,
2005 |
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS
nahin aarele, Bhai ka khopdi buhut tight hai,
Bol nikalun kiya tera lucky draw? Bole to
do-char SMS chipka dal mamun.
sender CIRCUIT
BHAI
Submitted By : Najeeb Shah,
Submitted On : Dec 20,
2005 |
Kya
mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya
apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga
kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka
dal!
Submitted By : Najeeb Shah,
Submitted On : Dec 20,
2005 |
Apun 1 Sher bolega
"Charo Taraf
CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli
Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur
soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good
Nite.
Submitted By : Najeeb Shah,
Submitted On : Dec 20,
2005 |
Kitne
din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino
tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu
saal bhi hone ko
hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA
LO
Submitted By : Anika, Submitted On
: Dec 18, 2005 |
Aj dil buhut udas hai lagta hai
koi nahi pass hai par tum main baat kuch khaas
hai ab zyada emotional mat ho jana yeh sab
bekwas hai
Submitted By : Adnan Karim,
Submitted On : Dec 13,
2005 |
If ur
world spinning round and round and......ur heart
is beating fast,do u
think its love?? Na
munna na,its called........HIGH
BP
Submitted By : Fizza Ali,
Submitted On : Dec 08,
2005 |
SMOKE everyday!
SMOKE
means
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kool
SMS
E=everyday
So plz feel free to
Smoke.request u 2 b a Chain Smoker.gud
day.....
Submitted By : Wania Shahid,
Submitted On : Dec 09,
2005 |
Girl:
Will u love me after marriage!!
Boy: This
depends on ur husband if he will
allow......!!
Submitted By : Malik Aurangzeb,
Submitted On : Dec 09,
2005 |
shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko
diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi
Sufi
ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha
hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.
Submitted By : Adnan Karim,
Submitted On : Dec 08,
2005 |
May God
increase ur happiness like the price of petrol
&decrease ur sorrows like
the clothes of
bipasha basu.
Submitted By : Umair, Submitted On
: Dec 08, 2005 |
tum
meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho,khwab mein
attay hoo SMS ki tarh,Dil mein bs jatay hoo Ring
Tone ki tarah,mohabat tumhary hai Balance ki
tarah ,hum ko bhoool na jana Network ki
tarah.
Submitted By : Adnan Karim,
Submitted On : Dec 08,
2005 |
sharab
hai to mai-khane banee
husan hai to dewane
banee
ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai
tabhe
to pagal khane banee
Submitted By : Shiza, Submitted On
: Dec 08, 2005 |
Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz
inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha
lo...plz...hahahaha
Submitted By : Sana, Submitted On
: Dec 07, 2005 |
Yeh
tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY
HONT....LARKHARATI
AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN
...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA
HAI.....
Submitted By : Gul, Submitted On
: Dec 02, 2005 |
Erz kiya hai..Hum to ashiq hain ap
ke Shadi bhi ap say krain gay...Per
tomray
abba ammi hum say larin gay...Hum phir
gusai main aa ker qatal na ker
dalin...Kiya
qatal to sari umer jail main guzarin gay
haha!!!!
Submitted By : M.Adil Khan,
Submitted On : Dec 01,
2005 |
Erz
Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil
beqrar hota hai.....per kiya
kerun us waqt
Mera Abba v naal hota hai!
Submitted By : M.Adil Khan,
Submitted On : Dec 01,
2005 |
Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us
se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to
marke
dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi
dafnaoun ga.
Submitted By : Adnan Karim,
Submitted On : Nov 30,
2005 |
The
rain makes all things beautiful. The grass &
flowers 2.If rain makes all
things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
Submitted By : Adnan Karim,
Submitted On : Nov 28,
2005 |
Please remind me to remind you
about reminding me to send you this reminder
that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE
FOR YOU. Don't forget.
Submitted By : Adnan Karim,
Submitted On : Nov 28,
2005 |
At dis
moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5
million people r drinking
coffee.100 million
people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading
my text! pass on
Submitted By : Adnan Karim,
Submitted On : Nov 28,
2005 |
How Dogs and Women are
alike.....
Neither believe that silence is
golden.
Neither can balance a
checkbook.
Both put too much value on
kissing
Submitted By : Adnan Karim,
Submitted On : Nov 28,
2005 |
CNN
News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to
track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as
one of the dogs is reading this.
Submitted By : Adnan Karim,
Submitted On : Nov 28,
2005 |
Q:What is the difference
between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45
pounds!!
Submitted By : Adnan Karim,
Submitted On : Nov 28,
2005 |
Aaj
didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur
phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-
darar, saari
mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at
beer bar!
Submitted By : Adnan Karim,
Submitted On : Nov 28,
2005 |
Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko
bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko
dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko
pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay
usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.
Submitted By : Adnan Karim,
Submitted On : Nov 26,
2005 |
Masoom
se ek larki thy, sms92.com per sms karti thy, ek
larkay per vo marty
thy, baten piyary karti
thy, per house number deynay se vo darty
thy.
Submitted By : Adnan Karim,
Submitted On : Nov 26,
2005 |
This is the telephone terrorist
team. While receiving this message a virus
will
be activated. This virus should have
infected your mobile by now. Your mobile
will
be disabled, unless you are ugly.
Submitted By : Sabar, Submitted On
: Nov 25, 2005 |
Ek Tusi
sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat
ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano
dinner tay lay jawan
per tusi khandey v bohat ho.
Submitted By : Adnan Karim,
Submitted On : Nov 24,
2005 |
Zindage
mein aisa koi lumha na aaya..Har pal na ho too
mujhe yaad aya..Dunya men aisi koi exhibition na
hoge..Jis men kunjoose ka award aap ne na ho
paya!!
Submitted By : Orient Think,
Submitted On : Nov 23,
2005 |
Teri Maa Di
Tere Peo Di
Teri
Behan Di
Tere Bra Di
Teri Babi Di
Tere
Pure Khandan Di
Te Meri v Tu Jan
Hain
Submitted By : Saima, Submitted On
: Nov 19, 2005 |
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar
Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exzm Sar Pe
Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh
Lo,
Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae
Ga!!!!
Submitted By : Sheerish Fatima,
Submitted On : Nov 16,
2005 |
| kia
dekh rahay hoo...apna kaam
karoo |
Reh Reh
Kar Mujh Ko Ek Hi Khayal Ata Hay
Woh
Kambukht Na Janay Kon Say Sabun Say Nahata Hay
|
Remember me every day, every moment
warna......
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,
8,9,10,11,12,13,
14,15,16,17,18,19,
20,21,22,23,24,25,26,
27,28,29,30,31,32
ek
ek kar ke saare DANT TORD DIYE JAEIN
GAY.....
heheheheh |
| life
without u is impossible.. u r n my breath n
blood.. i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u left
me i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking abt
oxygen ;) hahahaha....... |
REPEAT
THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ
OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE
WITHIN FEW MONTHS
"Allah k naam pay
day day baba"
|
| If u
hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4
u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u
away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop
sending msgs, i'll kill you.
|
| This is
the telephone terrorist team. While receiving
this message a virus will be activated. This
virus should have infected your mobile by now.
Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are
ugly. |
| Ap ki
awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR
jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1
Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali
Hoti |
Teacher
: Which is more important to us, the sun or the
moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher :
Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light only
in the day time when we don't need
it. |
maine
lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti thi
phir
maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti
thi
uske baad maine tina se pyaar kiya lekin
woh khoti thi.... |
|
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice
and sweet but they have no comparison with U
bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti
hai..... |
| Maine
Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine
Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha
Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai
Hai.... |
| A drunk
sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather
around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He
said"pata nahin main v hune aya
haan"!!! |
Look at
the world as one big chocolate cake.
It
would never be complete without few sweets and
nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
|
Friends
r like mirrors
they are our reflection
you r damn lucky I look good !!!!
|
Chaand
ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya
hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost
Langoor hai |
sharab
samaj ka 1 dushman hai,
Aoao milke kasam
khaye,
is dushman ko khatam karen gay.
ek botal tum khatam karo,
ek botal hum
khatam karen gay... |
Tu
Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat
maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main
dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas
Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???
|
I want
to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur
happy moments
Every single second of the day
Lets start with
Your bank account.
|
1960's
Girls: Pehla pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar
hai aja mere sajna tera intezar hai
2005's
Girl: Phela pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai
aja mere sajna warna dosra tayyar
hai.. |
Kya
aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain
aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya
hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot
nikal aaya hai.... |
Exams
ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad
aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA
HAI,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad
aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA
HAI |
When i
call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking
u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing
means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need
u.
5. Ringing means behray phone
utha |
Aaj ...
Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... .
Aaj Ek
Mufler Aur Lapet Lo...
Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen
Lo...
Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo...
Aaj Ek
Heater Aur Chala Lo...
Kya Pata....
Kal
Thand Ho Na Ho ! !! |
You =
cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You =
intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = a great liar. |
Main
uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main
uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo
boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola |
This
messege can only b read by a CUTe
person
Try again
..................
Nothing ?
sorry i guess your just not
CUTE........................
Hey
! don't force it , u r not
CUTE |
Today i
was cooking chicken when i added green
palak.
Chicken started singing &
dancing :
" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG
DALA
MAR DALA MAR DALA
" |
A
pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked :
Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend &
i can't live widout my friend
|
If ur
world is spinning round & round... ur heart
is beating fast.......
Do u think its
LOVE ?
na munna ,its
called...........??
high B.P........!!!!
|
| 2day,
2mmorow & yesterday there will b 1 heart dat
would always beat 4 u
u know Whose???ur Own
Stupid!!! |
|
Passwords r like underwear: change them often
|
| Kids in
back seats cause accidents, accidents in back
seats cause kids |
Arz
kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band
hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS
aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam
hai?
ha ha ha ha.....
|
tere
der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe
sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey
aur bhaag jayengey |
Teri
aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila
khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely
mila |
Tere
pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala
nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli
katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata
hai.....( |
Hi i am
marrying next week
there will be a small
party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring
SOMEONE to marry me..... |
Teri
yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur
tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se
laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane
ke kaam aayi... |
| If
marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in
Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
|
| Unite
against togetherness! |
| Can I
Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want
For XMAS? |
| when i
call u; 1 ring means Im thinking of u;2 ring
means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means
........pick up phone idiot |
aRz
KiYa hAi !!
DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR
sOgAya
DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR
SoGaYA
hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR
bALanCe
KahTam HoGaYA !!.
WAH WAH WAH !
KIYA BAT HAI. |
chelthay rahoo chhelthay rahooo..
jub pohacnh
jao to sms ker day na |
kehtain
hain ke ISHQ main nind Urjati hai
Kehtian
hain ke ISHQ main nind urjati hai
Koi Ham
Say Bhee Ishq Karay
Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq
Karay
Kambakhat Nind Bohot Aati hai
!
****heehehhe**** |
| One out
of four people is a chinese in this world. If
your father, your mother and your brother are
not Chinese, it must be
you |
| The
Police are looking for a suspect who is smart,
sexy, witty & very good looking... So where
are you gonna to hide Me? |
| im at
the police station.The police caught me &
filed a case against me "possession of good
looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me
out-so hurry up! |
| I have
started luving 'U'... I know it sounds
rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4
'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more
ALPHABETS...! |
