YAAD
YAAD JITNA TU
AaI
DAARD BAHR TA HE JAY
TU MELAY TU BATAOON DARD DILL
KA MAIN KHAL
YAAD TERI NAI MUJH KO KEYA HAI
NADAHAL
BHIR MAIN HOON MAIN TANHA YAAD TERI MAIN GOM HOON
YAAD JINTNA TU AaI DARD BHARTA HE JAI |
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala
rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is
umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par
nazrein jama rakhi hain.... |
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad
karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS
karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar
karenge. |
| jazz menu may kusamdeed, mangani
kay leye aik dabye, shaadi kay leye do, talaka kay leye
teen aur bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala
dabye |
honton say jo yujhay chu lya hai
is ka ehsaas ab tak ha
Ankhain naam hain or sansomein
agg ab tak hai
pata hai kyu?
hari mirch khao gay
to aisa hi ho ga |
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti
to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe
itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe
wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! |
Wife & Mobile:
Donoo he
dosroun ke achay lagty hai.
Donoo he naey achay lagty
hai.
Donoo ko charge karna parta hai |
Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour
diya
Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya
aap ne sms
kerna kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour
diya |
jab jab hume piyas lagti
hai,
unke anay ki aas lagti hai,
unki deewangi mein ho
gain itne deewane,
k her ladki ki ammi saas lagti
hai |
TUSSI BARY GREAT OO
RASGULY DI
PLATE O
COCK DA CREAT O
ANDY DA AMLATE O
PAWAIN JO WI
O
TUSSI BARAY GREAT O
HAHAHA |
Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de
Tarap raha hoon ab aur na intezar de
Apni awaz nahe
suna sakti to kia hoa
Kam sy kam aik kiscall he mar
de. |
Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal
aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal
aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha..... |
ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney
sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum
hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain... |
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna
kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai
.. |
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad
karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS
karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar
karenge. |
Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai
naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms
factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki
zindagi ka sawaal hai. |
Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi
milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi
milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas
humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!! |
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas
lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke
pass rakte hai |
| Zindagi behaal hay sur hay na
taal hay inbox bhe kangaal hay kuch SMS tow karo kia app ki
SMS factory main hartaal hay... |
Dost ne dosti ke liye dost ko
bhula diya,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula
diya, hum to wese bhi akele the, kya howa jo app ne hame
ehsaas dila diya... |
| Unsay roz milnay ko dil chahata
ha khuch sunay sunanay ko dil chahata ha tha kisi ka mannay ka
andaz asa kah pher sa ruth janay ko dil chahata
ha |
| Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi
hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Dil jalati hai,
par hoto se to lagti hai |
| Larki: Lagta hai meri aankh mein
kuch gir gaya, dekho to..... Larka: Darling, ek tinka dikh to
raha hai... kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye... main
doobonga to sahara dega...... |
| Tum aa gaye ho; noor aa gaya hai
chalo teeno movie chalen |
| Mainee tumhari yaadon mein.. ro
ro ke tub bhar diye... Aur tum itney be-wafa nikle, ki nahake
chal diye!!! |
| Aey Dost:-- " Zindagi mein pyar
tu bahut baar ho jaata hein par Mohabbat sirf ek baar hooti
hein. Kyon tum Mohabbat ko Dosti ka naam dekar mohaabbat aur
dosti doono ko badnaam kar rahe ho" " Vo jaanti hai ki tum
jaante ho ki vo tumse pyar karti hai to phir kyon Itrate ho,
kahe us kali ko aise tadpaate ho" |
| Dushmani jam kar karo magar ye
gunjayish rahe jab kabhi hum dost ho jaye to sharminda na
ho |
| Aye Dost tu itna badkalam na ho
ki kabhi karib se gujrae to dua-salam na ho Dil mai haazaar
gila shikva ho Magar Yeh nahi mumkin Tum aao mere ghar mein
aur ahitram na ho Haazaar Dusmani Ho tumse,magar Khuda karen
Dil mein kabhi ahsaa..sen intekam na ho |
| Log kehte hein , wah kaise
shabnam chhai hai, unhe kya maloom, chand ne ro ke raat bitai
hai |
| Unko humse mohabbat nahi ye humne
tab jaana jab unki mohabbat ne kar diya humko
deewana |
| Tum mujhe bhool bhi jaao to ye
haq hai tumko Meri baat aur hai maine to dosti or mohabbat ki
hai |
| Shaam hote hi chiragon ko bujha
deta hoon Yeh dil hi kaafi hai teri yaad main jalne ke liye
|
| Dil ki bechaen umangon pe karam
farmaao Itna ruk ruk ke chalogi to quayaamat
hogi. |
| Tu kaatil tera chehra kaatil
Chehre ka ye kala til bhi katil bhool kar bhi kahin tum dekh
na lena aaina ki kahin mar na de katil ko
katil |
| Tapat Sooraj mein hoti hain
Tadapna sabko padta hain kasoor aankhon ka hota hai Tadapna
dil ko padta hai |
| Har samundar me sahil nahi hota,
her zahaz me misal nahi hote, agar dhirubhai ka sapna nahi
hota to, her lukkhe ke paas mobile nahi
hota |
| yeh dua hai koi gela nahe maire
zindage hay woh gulaab jo kabhe khila nahe main sochti hoon
KHUDA karay tujhe woh sukh milay jo mujhe kabhe mila
nahe... |
"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai
Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube
Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good
Nite |
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi
aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta
rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka
dal! |
5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh
to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
woh kisi kaam ka
nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi
rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch |
| Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand
bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay banay.kuch tu hai
baat aap mai..yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay
banay...:D |
American says "US mein shaadi
E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi
Fe-mail se hoti
hai...!!!" |
aik bandar ka bacha apni
maan(mother) se kehta hai "maan main itna badsurat kyuon
hoon"
mann bandar se kehti hai "beta ALLAH ka shukar kro
use dekho jo messege parh(read)raha hai. |
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho
tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr
jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho
tum... |
Apun 1 Sher bolega
"Charo
Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai
Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka
Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite. |
| Teri yaad mein humne kalam
uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko
dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam
aayi... |
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru
tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai |
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh
e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele =
lazy (vele is a Punjabi word) |
| u r my sweet SONA, i don't want u
KHONA, i want a place in yr heart's KONA, otherwise i'll start
RONA, atleast gud morning to KAR
LONA....... |
| is duniya main 3 tarha ke log
khushnaseeb hotye hai 1 jinhye sucha piyar milta hai 2 jinhye
acha friend milta hai 3 jinhye mera sms bar bar milta hai
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